Deeply Emotional

Author: Scyess

Date: December 31, 2004

by Scyess
12-31-04
Oops. I think I tapped your bumper a little bit...
YOU CLUMSY JERK! THAT CAR HAS DEEP EMOTIONAL VALUE TO ME! I'LL BE SCARRED FOR LIFE! I'M GOING TO SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOU OWN!!
What, my Englbert Humperdink 8-track collection? You're welcome to it.
Damn. Why can't I ever get deep emotional scars from Bill Gates?