It Couldn't Be Worse than What's on Now

Author: Scyess

Date: January 1, 2005

by Scyess
1-01-05
Hey, you know this reality TV craze that's going around? I think I've found a way to take it to the next level...
Surreality TV! I'm thinking of a show called "Hamburgers Lunch for Brown" in which two celebrities and a chimpanzee compete for blankets and linoleum.
Round One would be the challenge to see who can first type a letter using only tapioca and tube socks.
Throw in something about a talking pink cow, too.