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| Oh my lord! Hubert... is that you? | |
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| Yes. This is your doing, Mother. Going through life with a name like "Hubert" has driven me over the edge. | |
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| I've been laughed at, beaten up, skipped, and reviled, but never chosen, honored, or laid. Thanks to you. | |
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| But at least in college you could always tell your monogrammed towels from everyone else's. | |
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| Wow. You're right. I never thought of that. Boy, that would've been confusing! | |
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| That, and I made a pile off the other moms betting on whose kid got beat up first. | |
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