Cars, Cash, Calligraphy, Consumerism

Author: Scyess

Date: January 11, 2005

by Scyess
1-11-05
Guess what? I'm saving up to buy a car!
Why? You hate cars.
You never go anywhere, anyway. When you do, you ride your moped. And if that doesn't work, and there's no bus, I drive your no-car-havin' ass.
Dammit! I'm an American consumer, and I can't survive without an ludicrously-oversized SUV that gets 4 miles per gallon!
I think you should spend your money on something more sensible, like sending me on an all-expenses-paid trip to Hawaii.