High Standards

Author: Scyess

Date: January 26, 2005

by Scyess
1-26-05
Bro, I got some problems, I think I kinda might need help.
I'm gonna let you in on the secret of my success as a man.
Yeah? What's that?
Whenever I have my down days, and things get rough, I ask myself, "What would Michael Jackson do?"
I have a sudden urge to back away rapidly.
Relax, kid. You're a little old for me.