The Evils of Alcohol

Author: Scyess

Date: February 8, 2005

by Scyess
2-08-05
Sir, do you know why I stopped you?
Uh... becausche I'm publicalally intoxicrated?
...yes. And...?
And that chick you schtopped me from picking up doeshn't really look like Milla Jovovich?
Nope. More like Marlon Brando, I'd say.
Maybe it'sh tha boozhe talking, but that might've been intereshting...