They Can't ALL Be Celebrities

Author: Scyess

Date: February 25, 2005

by Scyess
2-25-05
Oh, great mystic, tell me! Who was I in my past life?
My mystic senses tell me you were once... Erma Rosenbladt!
Wow! That's... um, who the hell was Erma Rosenbladt?
She was a hotel laundress in Germany who died of syphilis in 1703.
To tell you the truth, I was kind of hoping to be Napoleon or something.
Napolen would probably be pissed off if he came back as a guy who believes in this kind of crap.