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| I'd like to sign up to get cable TV, please. | |
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| Certianly, sir. You can get all 671,172 of our channels for a mere $500 a day. | |
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| Well, yeah. But 671,168 of your channels suck. Why can't I just get the four I like for .3¢ a day? | |
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| We can't do that! The Golf Channel would go out of business. | |
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| Has it ever occurred to you that maybe no one wants the fucking "Golf Channel?" | |
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