This Actually Happened V|

Author: Scyess

Date: March 4, 2005

by Scyess
3-04-05
Western countries around the world are preparing to condemn the upcoming elections in Zimbabe.
Why's that?
It seems there is an inordinately large number of dead people registered to vote for Mugabe's party.
Ah, yes. I can see how that would be a problem.
Meanwhile, in Zimbabwe...
Dammit! Every time we are about to gain sufferage, the West has to stick its nose in.
Don't worry. We won't let their intimidation keep us away from the polls!