Well-Rounded Vocabulary

Author: Scyess

Date: March 8, 2005

by Scyess
3-08-05
They shouldn't call that thing they throw around a "football." Balls are round.
Balls don't have to be round.
Oh, yes they do. Let's see what my old friend the dictionary has to say about it.
Fine.
"ball - n - Why are you even looking this simple word up, you git? Are you trying to prove some trivial, pedantic point? People like you should be flogged to death with dictionaries."
Well? Are you going to read it, or just stand there?