Trapped

Author: Scyess

Date: March 9, 2005

by Scyess
3-09-05
So there I was, caught in a bear trap. I had no choice but to gnaw off my own foot to escape.
When I had finally chewed it off, I realized my mistake. Then I had to gnaw off the foot that was actually stuck in the trap.
Imagine my embarassment when I remembered that it was only a virtual reality simulation of being caught in a bear trap.
It's a good thing it's anatomically impossible to gnaw out your own eyes.