Patent that Mo' Fo'

Author: Scyess

Date: March 15, 2005

by Scyess
3-15-05
You've started inventing again?
Yes. I invented a substance that is 100% frictionless.
That's amazing! Something like that could revolutionize engineering! Why aren't you excited?
Well, there's no way to pick it up, so it's pretty much just going to have to stay where I spilled it on the steps.
**CRASH**
Sounds like you're going to revolutionize tort litigation instead.
Nah. They'll never get out of the basement.