|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Buy our breakfast cereal! It's the crunchiest! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| "So?" "SO?"??? OUR PRODUCT HAS A SUPERLATIVE ASSOCIATED WITH IT! OBVIOUSLY, IT'S THE BEST! NOW GO BUY BREAKFAST CEREAL SO HARD IT CRUSHES YOUR TEETH TO DUST EVERY MORNING!!! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| ...and while you're out, buy some of our bananas. They're the straightest! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|