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Author: Scyess

Date: March 23, 2005

by Scyess
3-23-05
Buy our breakfast cereal! It's the crunchiest!
So?
"So?" "SO?"??? OUR PRODUCT HAS A SUPERLATIVE ASSOCIATED WITH IT! OBVIOUSLY, IT'S THE BEST! NOW GO BUY BREAKFAST CEREAL SO HARD IT CRUSHES YOUR TEETH TO DUST EVERY MORNING!!!
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...and while you're out, buy some of our bananas. They're the straightest!