Academic

Author: Scyess

Date: March 28, 2005

by Scyess
3-28-05
What's the deal with the Academy Awards, anyway? Who the hell is this Academy?
THE ACADEMY IS THE SOLE JUDGE OF WHAT IS GOOD AND BAD. YOU WILL NOT QUESTION THE ACADEMY! IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE ACADEMY, YOUR BRAIN IS TAPIOCA AND YOU WILL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN!
I was only asking! You don't have to get all pissed.
I'm not pissed. I was reading from their charter.
"Enter: Academy charter reader. Shouts with condescending arrogance, occasionally flailing arms." Hey, that was pretty good...
I'm shooting for "best supporting actor."