Re-pope-ulate

Author: Scyess

Date: April 4, 2005

by Scyess
4-04-05
Well. The pope finally kicked it. Time for a new pope.
Yeah. I wonder what sort of elaborate, ancient, sacred rituals they perform for two weeks to select the new one.
I'm telling you! Everybody knows the ace of spades beats the ace of diamonds. I'm the new pope.
No way! We aren't using suits! I want a new cut! ...and NOW, so I can get on with my two weeks in the French Riviera.
Actually, it's probably better if we don't know.
Not to change the topic, but I wonder why they call those guys "card"inals.