Random Comic! Pope Jokes Are Just Too Easy. Last One

Author: Scyess

Date: April 4, 2005

by Scyess
4-04-05
Hey! This isn't Heaven? What's going on?
You're in Hell. That should be pretty obvious.
But was the pope! I should be in Heaven right now! What did we do, miss a sacrament or something?
Exactly. You Catholics all forgot the sacrament of having frequent wanton sex with Jennifer Lopez.
Aw, shit! Why couldn't we miss the one with the bland little wafers?
Oh, that one. We made that up in the 14 centuray after we bought stock in some flour mills.