The Information Age

Author: Scyess

Date: April 15, 2005

by Scyess
4-15-05
I just read in my favorite sex advice column that men with beards should make sure they're soft enough to prevent chafing during cunnilingus.
Did anyone really not know this? Of COURSE your beard has to be soft enough to prevent chafing during cunnilingus! What kind of insensitive bastard doesn't know that?!
I love the Information Age. You can be an expert on sex without ever actually having had any.
**sob**