If There Were Justice in the World...

Author: Scyess

Date: April 16, 2005

by Scyess
4-16-05
Hey, new guy. Whatcha in for?
They caught me rolling naked in vaesline with nude 12-year olds and shaved livestock in a room filled with furniture made out of human remains.
How 'bout you?
I park my late model SUV on the white line between two parking spaces so no one can ding it.
GUARD! I GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING DEGENERATE!
Relax. They're moving me to death row tomorrow.