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| Hey, new guy. Whatcha in for? | |
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| They caught me rolling naked in vaesline with nude 12-year olds and shaved livestock in a room filled with furniture made out of human remains. | |
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| I park my late model SUV on the white line between two parking spaces so no one can ding it. | |
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| GUARD! I GET ME AWAY FROM THIS FUCKING DEGENERATE! | |
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| Relax. They're moving me to death row tomorrow. | |
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