Career Choices for Philosophy Majors

Author: Scyess

Date: April 21, 2005

by Scyess
4-21-05
**gurgle** I'm sooooo wasted.... *spit*
Hey there. You don't look like you can drive home. I could easily take you back to your room and...
Uh, no! No! That's fine! Look! All sober now!
That'll be $83.50.
So how's your job sobering up drunk women enough to drive?
Lucrative but depressing.