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| I'm sorry. Each passenger is restricted to one carry on and one "personal item." You'll have to check one of those. | |
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| My two small boxes and purse combined take up less space than most people's "carry on" luggage, which is usually the size of a small African nation. | |
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| Your indolence requires me to seat you next to the crying baby. Now do as I say or I'll be forced to spit in your complimentary beverage. | |
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| I'm warning you... I have a call button and I'm not afraid to use it. | |
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