Airline Füd

Author: Scyess

Date: April 25, 2005

by Scyess
4-25-05
Excuse me. Is there a snack on this filght?
Yes. You can purchase a snack for $3.
$3? I thought y'all gave that stuff away.
The airline industry is in trouble. We're cutting costs to help lower prices for our customers.
So you've slashed my ticket price by three whole dollars.
...not to mention your health care costs if you don't eat this stuff.