Cowboys Gone Wild

Author: Scyess

Date: May 5, 2005

by Scyess
5-05-05
Sorry if I seem a little off today, Jim. I'm in a weird mood.
Weird mood? You call being "a little off" a weird mood?
When I'm in a "weird mood," a couple dozen goats end up walking funny for a month.
Must you trivialize the day-to-day realities of my existence?
You call those "day-to-day realities"? When I have day-to-day realities, Congress has to hold an emergency review of pediphilia laws.