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| As a man without much intimate experience with women, the fact that they, too, must occasionally take a dump never crossed my mind. | |
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| That was before my female roommate decided to feast for three days on a diet consisting solely of spicy Hungarian goulash. | |
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| Now I can do nothing but long for my lost days of innocence... | |
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| CAN YOU EVEN SMELL IT OVER THE MELODRAMA, YOU WHINEY BASTARD?!! | |
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