Named after the Sound It Makes Coming Back

Author: Scyess

Date: May 11, 2005

by Scyess
5-11-05
As a man without much intimate experience with women, the fact that they, too, must occasionally take a dump never crossed my mind.
That was before my female roommate decided to feast for three days on a diet consisting solely of spicy Hungarian goulash.
Now I can do nothing but long for my lost days of innocence...
CAN YOU EVEN SMELL IT OVER THE MELODRAMA, YOU WHINEY BASTARD?!!