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| No, thanks. I'm trying to keep my weight down. | |
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| What? You don't need to! Look at you! You're way skinnier than I am. | |
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| Just because I'm in better shape than a guy whose gut causes women to gasp in shock and horror doesn't mean I'm not overweight. | |
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*gasp!* *gasp!* *gasp!* "Ew! gross!"
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| Uh, I was kind of hoping you'd say something like, "You're not really fat, either." | |
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| No, you're fat. And I guess your hearing isn't that great, either. | |
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