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Author: Scyess

Date: May 21, 2005

by Scyess
5-21-05
Tell me again WHY I should have sex with you?
Because I'm rich and have a huge penis.
You'd have to be pretty damned rich and huge to get me to have sex with you.
I'm so rich and huge I have to hire a team of midgets to put my cock in you.
I can't tell you what a turn-on that is.
No no no... the midget who handles sarcasm is off today.