And Yet They Rule the World

Author: Scyess

Date: May 24, 2005

by Scyess
5-24-05
Tell me, Professor. Can urine eat through a porcelin toilet?
Absolutely not. It would have to be splattered on there for years without cleaning for that to happen, which is of course impossible. Unless...
...You're not sharing a bathroom with a man, by any chance, are you?
I plead the Fifth.