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| I wonder how Darwin would explain pink cattle. | |
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| Easy. Pink bulls eat meat. We evolved to be soft and cute and pink to lure other bulls to try to mate with us. Then we eat them. | |
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| Oh! I guess that's a pretty good gig, then. | |
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| It is. Unless, of course, the other bulls succeed. | |
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| We're hoping the next stage of evolution will involve metal grating around our buttocks. | |
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