Gump Stump

Author: Scyess

Date: June 18, 2005

by Scyess
6-18-05
Life® is like a box of chocolates...
How's that?
It gets devoured one piece at a time? If not stored properly it melts? It makes you fat and gives you tooth decay? You can give it to your girlfriend but she may just toss it in a drawer?
Uh... I was thinking that they both come in a box. I guess you didn't notice the little ®.
I guess I was too stunned at the blinding outdatedness of this joke.