A Midsummer Night's Drive

Author: Scyess

Date: June 20, 2005

by Scyess
6-20-05
I turned into an ass the other day.
Was it some sort of Shakespearean curse?
No, but those were the worst directions I'd ever gotten.
Take my advice... if you ever want to get somewhere, don't ask a colon polyp.
I suddenly feel like driving my left foot up your parkway.