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| I turned into an ass the other day. | |
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| Was it some sort of Shakespearean curse? | |
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| No, but those were the worst directions I'd ever gotten. | |
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| Take my advice... if you ever want to get somewhere, don't ask a colon polyp. | |
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| I suddenly feel like driving my left foot up your parkway. | |
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