Successful Self-Help Titles

Author: Scyess

Date: June 20, 2005

by Scyess
6-20-05
I bought a book entitled Successful Negotation Skills in Three Minutes or Less.
That couldn't possibly be worth reading.
It wasn't. The pages were cut out to hide the Colt 45.
I'm afraid to see what's in How to Capture a Woman's Heart.
That reminds me... I need borrow a meat cleaver. Think the library has a copy of Thin Thighs in Thirty Seconds?