Still Single

Author: Scyess

Date: June 22, 2005

by Scyess
6-22-05
I can't believe it. You're smart, funny, gorgeous, and willing to go on a date with me. Why isn't a girl like you already attached?
A lot of men are turned off when I tell them I'm a lawyer.
Oh. Well. I mean, that's not that bad, I guess.
Yep. Sexual harassment suits, mostly.
Great. Now I have to somehow go the rest of the evening without speaking or making eye contact. If only the men's room had a window!
Wow. You're still here! By now most guys would be trying to sneak out a window or something.