Tea off a Duck's Back

Author: Scyess

Date: June 23, 2005

by Scyess
6-23-05
I'm thinking of travelling to some quaint little country for a vacation.
Aw, man! You've got to be careful with those little countries!
What? Why?
I once went to a country so small, they had to use iced tea for currency. I tried to escape to a neighboring country but their monitary unit was live ducks.
I think I'll be happy to go anywhere people don't inhale so much paint thinner.
I lost a fortune! I had no idea how much ducks like iced tea.