Salesmanship

Author: Scyess

Date: June 27, 2005

by Scyess
6-27-05
...and we guarentee the XTL-920 is the last car you'll ever need to buy!
Really? Is it that because it's so reliable...
...or is it because it has no bumper, air bags, seat belts, or brakes?
You bastard. I've spent five hours selling you this car! You're not supposed to read the fine print until after you buy it!
That's okay. I really just came in here to use your bathroom.