What if Food Were Football?

Author: Scyess

Date: July 12, 2005

by Scyess
7-12-05
No, no... a little more pastrami. Yes, a little more. NO! A LITTLE more! Good... now the mayo.
Well done, now just... NO! YOU FOOL! HOLD THE PICKLES! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND JUST, HOLD THE PICKLES!!!
Sir. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to wait outside while I make your sandwich.
I think I sprained something.