Jon Meets the Talking Dog

Author: Scyess

Date: July 31, 2005

by Scyess
7-31-05
Oh, Talking Dog! Can you use your gift to tell me why dogs bark at night at nothing, for no reason?
Although I am a dog, I have been granted the intelligence and speech of a human. Ironically, I cannot answer your question, because such behavior is now also beyond my sphere of knowledge.
Then can you tell me what it's like to be able to lick your own balls?
Oh, man! It rocks!