Words of Wisdom

Author: Scyess

Date: August 7, 2005

by Scyess
8-07-05
What the heck is that all over your lips?
I have a new girlfriend who's deaf.
So?
So someone told me she can read my lips, so I had everything I might possibly want to say to her tatooed onto them.
Do you think you'll really ever need to say, "I like my camel steaks with chocolate icing."?
I found out the hard way that the key to lasting relationships with deaf people is to know a tatoo artist you can trust.