When Conversations Collide

Author: Scyess

Date: September 30, 2005

by Scyess
9-30-05
Wanna go grab some food?
Sex is like food, and I'm starving.
Sex is not like food.
If it were, I'd be an emaciated corpse.
For one thing, the taste is completely different.
If sex were unwanted body hair, I'd be a Nair commercial.