Stupid Aphorisms V|

Author: Scyess

Date: October 5, 2005

by Scyess
10-05-05
Oh, no! We're sinking! I thought this thing passed the safety inspections!!
Oh, sorry. I think it was me.
WHAT??
Yeah, my lips fell off last night and I didn't retrieve them in time. I guess they must've chewed through the hull.
Well, I guess this does go to show you it's true what they say...
...never go on a cruise with an idiot.