Sarcasm Lost

Author: Scyess

Date: October 22, 2005

by Scyess
10-22-05
Why is there a roadblock, officer? Are mass murderer on the loose?
No. We're doing alcohol screening for drivers going down this street.
What the fuck?!! Why are fucking people so paranoid about alcohol?! Christ, more people die every year of heart disease than drunk driving, but I don't see you bastards staking out McDonalds!!
Man. Traffic is killer out there today. There must've been twenty cops stopping people at every fast food joint.
We're all doomed.