Singing Humbugs

Author: Scyess

Date: October 27, 2005

by Scyess
10-27-05
US GDP growth slipped .4% in the third quarter...
...but stocks nevertheless rallied today on predictions of 17000% growth in the singing plush animatronics sector in Q4.
Hm. Must be Christmastime.
The industry predicts massive materials cost savings this year by digging last year's dolls directly out of the landfills they were dumped into in January...