Romance at the Fast Food Joint

Author: Scyess

Date: October 31, 2005

by Scyess
10-31-05
...so I said, "Your hair is so pristine, I'd love to run my fingers through it."
And did she let you?
She started to, but then she freaked out.
That's odd.
I thought it might happen, but those chicken fingers were too greasy to eat without wiping them first.
Jon, Jon, Jon... did you learn nothing from the Slurpee incident?