Missed Pick-Up Day Again

Author: Scyess

Date: November 4, 2005

by Scyess
11-04-05
I've got it! What if -- insted of polluting the planet with landfills -- we just launch all our garbage on spaceships into the sun?
Well... for one that would eventually reduce the mass of the earth so much that we wouldn't be able to maintain orbit and fly off into space.
Erm... then... we could create a giant lasso to catch comets as they...
Just take out the fucking recycling already, you lazy bastard.