Reasons Not to Misplace the Remote

Author: Scyess

Date: November 10, 2005

by Scyess
11-10-05
Tonight on the City Report, we bring sordid stories of local malpractice in the world of bikini modelling!
We'll have exclusive photos of the bikini-clad victims of this man, who is in no way our station president dressed in scrubs and covered in chocolate.
..and stay tuned for news at ten, where we continue our investigative report on the wealthy being vigorously licked in swimwear boutiques.