Absolutely Not Based on a True Story!!

Author: Scyess

Date: November 12, 2005

by Scyess
11-12-05
Good news. The state of American gluttony is safe: I just drank an entire 492 oz. Coke Slurpee.
Did you know it kind of hurts when your urine is 90% undigested soda?
Why you don't write children's books, I'll never know.