Scrooged

Author: Scyess

Date: November 20, 2005

by Scyess
11-20-05
Oh my gosh. Who are you? Where am I?
You're dreaming, and I'm your unborn child. I'm in danger of never being born unless you can stop being such a loser and get a date.
What? Really?
Yeah. Then I'm going to need you to change my diapers, pay for my education, put up with my shit in my teenage years, buy me a car, put me through rehab... all that stuff. So hop to it.
A vow of celibacy? What's next? A vow of oxygen consumption?
Laugh if you will, but rehab is expensive.