Coolness

Author: Scyess

Date: December 5, 2005

by Scyess
12-05-05
I don't smoke or drink or do drugs or drink coffee or eat lard sandwiches or ride a bike without a helmet.
I just don't enjoy those things. It's not that I don't want to abuse my body.
You are unhealthily sedentary.
Yeah, but that hardly has the glamour of gargling with Drain-o.