Pet Improvement V

Author: Scyess

Date: December 15, 2005

by Scyess
12-15-05
Who are you?
I'm a representative from a huge clothing manufacturer. We want to mass-produce your live-hamster coats.
But that's silly. The hamsters die so fast people would have to buy a new coat every three days.
I see we're on the same wavelength already!
Crime might not pay, but apparently legal evil can be quite lucrative.
Yow! You didn't tell me you were a mind reader!