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| ...they announced today that because of the new popularity of hamster coats, there is a real threat of a severe hamster shortage. | |
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| At that point, they all agreed that "severe hamster shortage" is a funny thing to say; the rest of the meeting was dedicated to making up silly phrases, such as "midget shortfall conundrum." | |
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| Bush's economic team then presented their report to the President, who reputedly squirted milk out his nose. | |
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