Pet Improvement V||

Author: Scyess

Date: December 16, 2005

by Scyess
12-16-05
...they announced today that because of the new popularity of hamster coats, there is a real threat of a severe hamster shortage.
At that point, they all agreed that "severe hamster shortage" is a funny thing to say; the rest of the meeting was dedicated to making up silly phrases, such as "midget shortfall conundrum."
Bush's economic team then presented their report to the President, who reputedly squirted milk out his nose.
2008