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| You bastard. Why do you assume I'm a Christian? | |
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| And what -- between Santa Claus, Christmas parties, presents, mall sales, and eggnog -- makes you assume Christmas is a religious holiday? | |
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| Stop it! I've been programmed to haughtily segregate myself from anything not explicitly related to my subculture! | |
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| Then happy Kwanzaa, too, you turd. | |
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