Under Where?

Author: Scyess

Date: January 2, 2006

by Scyess
1-02-06
I can't believe you gave me a pair of underwear for Christmas.
Hope you like it.
Jon... I don't even want to think about the possibility of you ever even considering my underwear.
Okay. From now on, I will always imagine you not wearing underwear.
I think that was creepy enough to earn me a "self defense" verdict.
Not necessary. I'm about to die from the pent-up humiliation of purchasing women's underwear.